I never realized sentences make sense up here.

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

high-landers:

pizzuhut:

rikunoyume:

pizzuhut:

its been scientifically proven the person reading this is the cutest and is beautiful

SHOW ME THIS SCIENCE YOU SPEAK OF.

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Can’t argue with science.

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

carryonmywaywardsuperwholockian:

shuckle-shuffle:

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

tryingtofixflashpoint:

It’ll be okay, dude.

DUDE!

CONSTANTS

AND

VARIABLES!!! 

No matter the future, alternate timeline, dream or past life it seems like Finn always looses his arm

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edgebug:

puffy-puff:

laugh-addict:

Gorillaz vs. The Killers - Somebody Told Me vs. Feel Good Inc 

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This is the greatest thing

ever

STOP WHATEVER  YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS. NOW.

swiss fuCKING CHEESE
this is perfect in every way

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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wienermeister:

but can we get #whereislavernecox to trend on twitter? because thats the only social media site the mainstream seems to listen to these days. 

tweet @TIME with why you admire ms. cox and use the hashtags #TIME100 #whereislavernecox